Spongebob Squarepants- Ripped Pants

Spoken:
   C                           Am
I thought that I had everybody on my side
    Dm                       G
But then I went and blew it, all sky high
    Em                         A
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
Dm                 G
All just because I ripped my pants.
 
Sung:
     C                            Am
When big Larry came round just to put him down
Dm                 G
Spongebob turned into a clown
    Em           A
And no girl ever wants to dance
         Dm                G
With the fool who went and ripped his pants.
  Em                             A
I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse,
        Dm
But the pain feels so much worse.
       Em                          A
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
       Dm                    G
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns.
C                                 Am
Now I've learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
   Dm             G
So listen and you won't regret:
   Em                      A
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
        Dm                    G    C   G          C
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.